Parnas Collins '28 Tee | Political Campaign Shirt, Patriotic Stars & Stripes Design

Not a real ticket. Not yet, anyway.

Classic campaign-poster typography in navy and red — the kind of design that looks completely sincere until someone asks who's actually on it. Aaron Parnas and Kaitlin Collins, '28. For the person who saw that pairing and immediately thought: someone needs to make this a shirt.

Lightweight white unisex tee, clean retail fit, wears well anywhere you'd wear a straight-faced joke.

A dry, design-forward progressive tee for people who follow the news closely enough to get it without a caption. Makes a great gift for anyone who loves responsible journalism and also has a sense of humor about the moment we're in. Ships fast, runs true to size.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight 4.2 oz (142 g/m²) for breathability
- Retail (crew) fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat neckline
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and longer-lasting shape
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Prints applied via crisp DTF/DTG methods depending on provider for detailed, vibrant graphics

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean